Girls Play Football?

Apparently they do. Now I had never heard of the LFL until today. It stands for the "Lingerie Football League". Yeah that's right.
 Lingerie Football League.
 Lingerie.
 Basically a bunch of well endowed scantily clad women try to rip each other's heads off to put a ball across a line and score points. Watching it is rather brutal and I can't say I'm a fan of seeing chicas being so rough...but sometimes a missed hit is involved and this is the result:

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Flying 2 x 4 Through Car Windshield

A woman was driving down the highway, following a truck hauling a trailer, when all of a sudden, it kicks up a 2 x 4 piece of wood that was lying on the ground. Watch this shocking video to see what happened. This really is quite amazing, for nobody was hurt, thankfully.

As seen on Ray William Johnson's =3

Eva Longoria Nip Slip on the LATE SHOW

Eva Longoria is fine as hell.  So when she has a nip slip on live television, we are all over that s**t.  She showed up to the Late Show wearing nothing but a tuxedo jacket and shorts that are so short they could be confused for a thick belt.  Apparently, during the interview, the only button holding the jacket together broke as verified by her exclaiming "My button!" and... aw, you really don't care what happened, do you?  You'd rather see it for yourself.  Well here you go:

Skip to 3:16 for the nip slip. Or watch the whole thing. Eva's legs are some great eye candy.

Best Umbrellas EVAR

Here's a good time waster:
The most creative and BA umbrellas we've ever seen.

The Eco Umbrella--For all the Green Heads out there

How to say "F U" in public very obviously

The Force is strong with this one

The way of the Samurai?  Or do you prefer western weaponry?

For the gangsters who want to stay dry.

Um...IDK, it has nudity in it.  Thumbs up for that.

Old Woman in Georgia Shuts off Internet in 2 Countries

A 75 year old woman was digging for scrap metal in her yard when she uncovered a fiber optic cable that apparently was a main artery in the internet system running through the countries of Georgia and Armenia. Thinking that the cable was valuable, the old woman dug it up and decided to keep the cable.  Thousands were without internet for a few hours.



OH NOz!  NO FACEBOOK OR TWITTER OR INCREDIBLE EDIBLE INTERNET FOR MORE THAN AN HOUR!?!?!?

"THE HORROR!"

Read more about it HERE

Slow News Day: Y-Answer Fails

There are not really any big news stories today. Even Phillip DeFranco couldn't dish out anything interesting. So instead, we're going to occupy your attention with some Yahoo Answer Fails!



Some People are stupid and can't do math...

see more The Art of Trolling

HOLY CRAP!!! ACTUAL NEWS!!!!!

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!

1st Date Advice

Because we are all desperate losers who spend all our time on the internet and don't get too many opportunities to fraternize with the opposite sex, my man Link has provided us with some advice to take into account when going on 1st dates.

Legend of Zelda Medley

This one goes out to all of our Legend of Zelda fans out there. Our man jimmy put together this musical compilation and reproduced the most famous tunes from the video game franchise. Special guest appearance includes Freddie Wong!

The Trials of Muscles Glasses

The Epic Meal Time crew goes on a mission to take MusclesGlasses back to his roots.  They meet up with his father who cooks up an epic meal fit for a lumberjack and makes MG eat it to prove whether or not MG is worthy of being called his son.

New Found Respect for Fergie

After the the atrocity that was the half-time show during the Super Bowl, I have now regained respect for Fergie.  She wore a dress made out of Legos to the Kids Choice Awards last Saturday (April 2, 2011).  Way-to-go Fergie.  Your dress beats out Ke$ha's trash bag dress and Lady Gaga's meat dress all day of every day.

'Finally Miley' Sells Out in 48 Hours

Ah, America. A country filled with thousands of lonely b******s who have nothing better to do than make love to latex. Now that Miley is 18 and legal, the public (and by public, I mean desperate, lonely men who live in their mom's basements) has demanded everything sexual from Miley Cyrus--including a sex doll. This so-called "lifelike" doll was in so great a demand, in fact, that it sold out in sex shops and online within 48 hours of its release. The doll named "Finally Miley" boasts three "achy love holes" to satisfy any crazy and disgusting fantasies you've ever had with Miley. For some reason, legal action hasn't been been taken yet on Miley's side, but rumors have been circulating around the internet that the lawsuits may fly very soon.

This isn't really news, just something that will probably make you LOL. I will not be coving this in the future.

If you want to order one of these things, just search it in Google Shopping or check it out at this LINK.

Horny Legos

Here at the Incredible Edible Internet, we love Legos. We played with them as a kid. We built cities, cars, Star Wars figues, we did it all...or so we thought. We sure as hell didn't do this as a kid. This Lego stop motion video shows that apparantly, Legos have sex lives that cause them peril. Just goes to show that abstinence is always the best way to keep accidents from happening (if you know what I mean!). Watch the video, you'll catch my drift

'What You Know About Bollywood?'

Our favorite cooking show goes to an Indian restaurant to whip up some foreign cuisine.



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